Official Titles

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Any SWIL non-member can choose an official SWIL title (separate from the ones afforded him by the assumption of an office). The title can be pertinent, but does not have to be. In order to be given a title, the title must be proposed at meeting and approved by a majority vote. Bear in mind that the will of the rabble might change the form of the title you suggest to something it likes better.

List of Titles

  • Herbert Tanzer, Jackie's Sputnik (Fall '06 #10) and Face of the Faceless Horror from Beyond (Spring '07 #3)
  • Andrew Brown, Man of a Thousand Titles
  • Adam Oleksa, Non-Standard Bearer of Justice
  • Gregory Robinson, The Lexis-Nexis of Unrequited Hatred
  • Blake Setlow, Lord of the Morning and He Who Comes With the Dawn
    • Revoked if he fails to come to meeting on time, reinstated when he does
  • Emmanuelle Wambach, Harbinger of Cute
  • **** Jamison, King of non-MOOSE!
  • James Mendez Hodes, Cruxis Serif
  • Alex Pshenichkin, Exexchequer of the Back Stairs
  • Chris White, Mister Joy
  • Sam Jenkins, Ruler of the Queen's Navee
  • Susan Zell, Swarthmore College Class of 2006 (Spring '04 #6), Micro-Love (Fall '05 #1), Saint Susan of Swarthmore
  • Arthur Chu, Pornography (Fall '04 #4), Nega-Love, Mecha-Love (Fall '05 #1),
  • Lisa Spitalewitz, MiniEvil (Fall '04 #5)
  • Nicolas Ward, Head of the Department of Engraving (Spring '05 #3)
  • Eliza Blair, Official SWIL Ninja (Spring '05 #11)
  • Mike Karcher, A Heartbreaking Page of Staggering Entitlement (Spring '05 #11)
  • Viva Horowitz, Wizard of Light and Music (Spring '05 #14)
  • Abby Friedman, Doctor Death (Fall '05 #1)
  • Sarah Hartman, Minister to the Rock (Fall '05 #1), Swarthmore College Class of 2006, Minister of Mid-Sized Startled Noises, Local Standard of Fluourescence
  • jere7my tho?rpe, the Dying Flutchman (Fall '94)

Honorary Titles Awarded to Members

  • Jenny Yim, Dean of Sentience